I don’t know if the pictures show it, but these things are huge!

To be honest I really didn’t feel like writing anything today.  Little did I know that Paris Hilton would actually help me do my work for me.  Paris Hilton, or more likely her amazingly ridiculous PR team combined with the wit and hilarity of Adam McKay provides the most cogent and coherent energy policy seen in the presidential race and perhaps ever in American history: