Many of you may have already guessed it, being on the self-proclaimed Greenest Site Ever that gNoob (pronounced geeNoob) stands for green noob or green newbie (be wary though for if you use the term newbie instead of noob you are showing your own noobness but this is another matter entirely). Anyways, I have struggled with the actual definition of the gNoob. I’m like the supreme court and porn. I can’t define it but I know what it is when I see it:
gNoob Party
They lose extra points for being Floridian
You’ll notice if you click to enlarge the picture that the arrows are pointing to all of those people that are driving with only one person in the vehicle. I didn’t just single out the big trucks because, hey maybe they have some important building to do, I really don’t know. All I know is not all of these gNoobs need to be driving where they’re going and sure as hell not all of them need to be riding solo, anyone heard of telecommuting? Perhaps some of them are on their way to a wonderful meal at a fine dining institution:
Meal of the gNoob
mmmmmmm
This guy’s meal choice is definitely a gNoob move. Fast food is pretty crappy for everyone involved. But I’m not just picking on this guy because he’s chubby, I’m a little chubby too. These people, although svelte and young are maybe even bigger gNoobs:
freakin gNoobs
I’d vote that these clowns are bigger gNoobs than the guy above because although they may not eat it, it looks like they’re totally amped at selling you their crap food. Thanks for the insincere smiles gNoobs. Why don’t you cash your sell out checks at the Bank of the Devil.
Okay, so maybe I’m being a little harsh on all of these people. I mean, I know I like me some Burger King and McDonald’s when the mood is right and I sure as hell like to drive alone with my awful music blasting and if the money was right I think I would advertise a baby goat killing washing machine. So, I suppose that I’m really a gNoob too. I think the important thing is to recognize when you’re being a gNoob, ask yourself if there’s another way and then do it!
Seeing as though I clearly don’t have a clue what a gNoob is, why don’t you tell me?
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